Coven Of My Darkest Secrets

Are you not the ONE? Vaguely in my DREAMS FRAY away not from me In your PRESENCE, my REFUGE, I seek my SOLACE My ESCAPISM from this futile, jaded BEING Of endless SORROW and fested with FALLACIES Encased in a SNOWGLOBE Imbued with LONGING Upon the RETURN Of your second COMING

*Beep* *Beep*

*Beep* (but to the tune of Doraemon)

Received an sms and much to astonishment, a very mushy note which caught me by surprise. It goes..."Hi darling! Have you reached Tampines? I am reaching soon....have you reached? I miss you!

My eyes scrolled to see who the sender was, battling my eyelids and nearly had a heart attack. Probably need resuscitation if not for my instant recovery. After jolted back to reality, I replied the sms (trying hard to control my giggles).

To sender: Ay, uncle you sms the wrong person. You will get me in trouble if my boyfriend sees this.
From sender: Oh must be due to our previous correspondence. Used to be more mushy when in courting stage. Never mind lah, you can make your boyfriend jealous. Sorry, bie cuo qing.

I was totally amused at how blur this friend of mine is, hence I want to award him joker of the week!! Hahahahahaha..........