It was a busy weekends, at least for me, visiting graves and resting places of my loved ones during the Qing Ming Festival. Weather was extremely chaotic…it was hot and scorching on Saturday (I was totally burnt-out) and on Sunday, it was a heavy rainstorm that welcomed us. But thank GOD, by the time the sky decides to turn dark and nasty, we were already in the comfort of our home. But this is not what I am going to blog about, there’s nothing much to say about graves, burning incense papers and the crowd.
What was interestingly funny and to some extent, I found it self-degrading was a reality show that I watched later in the night. But it was the audition which I found it funny and stupid (the way the contestant presented themselves). One of the contestants, well I would say, an overly-confident lady, was so full of herself that I didn’t think she realized how ignorant and brainless she made herself out to be. What’s worse, it was on national television. She was blabbering about herself…how she thought she looked like a million-bucks (ok she said she looked like she was from a rich family background) but then there were also people who thought she looked like one of those in Geylang (who would admit that on tv, either she was plainly obtuse or extremely courageous, I go for the former). When asked about her intellect, she gave herself 10/10. Then she went on to talk about posture. How she got a good posture, whether standing or sitting, ok here’s the part I found it ludicrous. She mentioned that she didn’t slouch, unlike other girls who slouched when they sit on toilet bowl, but she never would. OMG!! Where in the world did that come from? Who cares if you slouch or not when you are doing your “business” in the toilet? Who goes around peeping at others? And of course there were other contestants who never failed to make a fool of themselves, or those who were dumb-founded when asked about the social/ political issues that they were concerned about? Can’t beauty and brains co-exist? Why do pageant like these featuresd only beautiful but brainless female counterparts? What’s worse, in my opinion, some of the girls weren’t even pretty. Well, ok, beauty is subjective but honestly, they are definitely no natural beauty. Ask them go au naturel, you’ll probably get plain janes. To me, beauty is beyond skin deep.
During the contest, the girls were up for a challenge of “Dog & Bone” and winning team gets to spend some time in the pool with the judges. The girls were numbered from 1-5, when their number is being called, they had to run to get the rugby ball and to run back to their team-mates before the other rival team catches up. The host was calling out the numbers, 1+1 and 2+3, and it took them some time to realize whose numbers were being called. One of the girls was complaining, can we not do so much mathematics? In the later part of the game, it started to get really messy when all numbers were called out. Can you imagine, bodies piling atop one another, hair pulling and in one instant, one of them was shouting, who was pulling my hair (tied-up ponytail) and another replied, I helped you to protect after your hair. Right at the end, the host found a hole in the rugby ball. When being interviewed, a contestant confessed that she was more concerned about her manicured nails and was pretty upset that she lost some of the crystals during the game. Wouldn’t there be more important issues to worry about? The way it looked, it was more like a catfight though.
At last, the verdict. The girls paraded, posed, in their bikinis and to show off their best assets to the judges before being graded as 1) Hell ,Yeah 2) You’ll Do 3) No, Thanks. In total embarrassment, a forlorn-looking contestant was given the all “NO THANKS” from 3 judges. After the judgment, I thought she looked even more shocked and dejected than ever. Why put yourself in such distressing situation and then to feel disconcerted?
On ending note, even though I find the whole episode downright degrading to us women (those who at least possess a sane mind), nevertheless it provides some laughter and I had to applaud them for their courage to be featured on national television in the most stupendous ridiculous way.